Here I Am!

As you all know the internet is a series of tubes. It is apparent from the number of people with myspace accounts that everyone is becoming bored. It seems to me that the internet needs a hero. Someone with infinite knowlage. Someone plugged in to the "in the now" lifestyle. Someone to show you the way. Unfortunately I don't know who he is or how to reach him... so to pass the time I'll try to to entertain you.